paatroklos:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

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everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower

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#hp
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horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
me: omg that is so me how did they do that
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